Est. MMXXVI · Members Only

The Fancy Butter Club

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Portrait of the Founding Members An oil-painting style still life of twelve butter sculptures, each a different character, arranged in two rows on porcelain plates atop a linen-covered table, lit by a single candle. Lapin Doux — a rabbit of uncommon softness Professor Ghee — clarified, and wiser for it Emperor Butterius — ruled briefly, melted gracefully Knight to Toast — always moves sideways onto bread Madame Beurre — spreads only on her own terms Swan, Unsalted — the purest member Bessie — our patron and founder Escargot au Beurre — arrived fashionably late Lord Lardwell — a distant cousin, tolerated Sir Churnsworth — never forgets a croissant Sole Meunière — came for the sauce, stayed for the society Brioche — prickly at first, warms up quickly
The Founding Members Butter on porcelain · Anonymous, 2026

Hover a member to make an introduction.